So, God asked him, "What's wrong with
you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a
companion
and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather
food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash
it for you.
She will always agree with
every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first
to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up in the middle of
the night to take care of them.
"She will NEVER have a headache and will
freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like
this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What
can I get for a rib?"
Of course the rest is
history......................
Send to all the women who need a good laugh and the men you think can handle it.
